So, Kellie, Did you buy anything with your money?

Did you see Kellie Pickler on American Idol tonight?

Holy Shit! Did she buy some knockers or what? I mean talk about jugs!

"So, Kellie, Did you buy anything with your money?"
    "I bought some shoes."
"Anything else?"
    "I bought a lot of shoes."

Bear in mind, she's still dumb as ever. I truly believe she didn't understand the question. That whole thing with the spider sushi was a genuine Pickler blonde moment.

"They actually put real spiders in the sushi."
    "No, they don't."
"Uh, huh. it's got the little legs and everything."
    "Yeah, not actual spiders."
"What do you mean?"
--Pregnant Pause--
    "It's a long story."

You can't script that kind of television. One of the few times I've actually seen Ryan Seacrest be genuinely witty.

And by the way, I don't believe that any album that she put out was certified gold. I think like ten people actually own that album and nine of them are her family. I think that qualifies as certified aluminum doesn't it?

Yes, sweetie. Look at the pickle. Oy vey! America? Nevermind.

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