Found in Parking Lot at 2560

Found in Parking Lot at 2560:
One (1) used condom.
Magnum size.
Discarded in lot.

Please see Facilities Manager to claim.

Yeah. You read right. I'll be Gat Damned if I didn't find a used condom in the parking lot when I pulled in to work this morning. I setp out of my truck and BAM! There it is lying on the ground. Staring me in the face.

"Is that a ?...It damn sure is!!!"

And they bitched about the "sea of cigarette butts" in the parking lots at work. How about somebody do something to clean up this shit? If I track a cigarette butt on my shoe, that's not exactly end-of-the-world nasty. But a goddman used fucking condom? Eww Eww Eww!

What I wanna know is who's fucking in the YellowBook parking lot? What kind of mad parking lot sex does a yellow pages provider inspire?

"Unh... Ooooh... Say it, bitch!"
    "Ohhh ... Yellow Book dot commmmm!!!"
"Business is off the charts!"

OK. Eww. I just grossed myself out with that one.

I'm debating whether or not to send something to facilities in response to their ludicrous flame e-mail about smoking. But I talked to HR and they said they have my back.

Dear Facilities,

Attached is photographic evidence of what I found in the parking lot today. You people have the nerve to complain about the highly dubious "sea of butts" in the parking lot. You've got to be fucking kidding me. Piss off, you hypocritical collection of contradictions.



xoxo
keller Rob

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