You know, I have been watching Coming To America lately. It's been on cable a few times in the last week. I had forgotten how truly funny that movie actually is. Certainly I pick up on a lot more humor than I did when I first saw it when I was 8.

That shit's got some great scenes in it. Like the one featuring Randy Watson & Sexual Chocolate.

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Every time I leave a group of people, that's how I'm going to do it. I know my Uncle Wayne already does it, but that's way too funny for him to keep all for himself. I know the white people at work won't get it, but that's half the fun. :)

Wow, the girl that played Lisa in it, Shari Headley, my god what a stunningly gorgeous woman. Oh, my god she is beautiful. Why haven't we seen more of her? I just looked her up on IMDB. It looks like she's done a lot of one-times on TV episodes here and there over the years. And a lot of Soaps. Stuff I don't admit I watch. I don't understand why she didn't do more feature films. As beautiful as she is, she could have been a great star.

Hehe, and Eriq LaSalle. Forever playing a prick. At least in ER, he's a magnanimous prick.

Labels: Comedy, Fun, Hot Bitches, Movies

I love a good donging!

Let's be clear. A donging has nothing to do with any kind of he-bitch man sex. A donging is when you're watching a movie, usually comedy or action, and a character gets smacked in the head area with a large, usually metallic, object which makes a great sound. DONG!
e.g. - Frying pan to the back of the skull.

I love that shit! Cartoon violence. It's the greatest. Especially when it's really unexpected. If you can see it coming, it loses a lot of its value.

Labels: Comedy, Fun, Movies, TV

So around 4:00 today, Jeff gets the idea in his head that we should knock off and play football for a little bit.

Good plan!

One problem. The football that Jeff keeps in his car trunk ... is still in his car trunk. Unfortunately, Jeff drove his SUV in to work today. D'oh!

I said, "I'm not going to let that stop us. We can go right now and buy a football." Sure enough, I drove over to the Sports Authority on 202 with Jeff and we purchased a football and were back in like 20 minutes. Sweet!

We knocked off around 4:15 and went out in the street on Renaissance Blvd. and played a game of catch for about 45 minutes. Jeff, RC, Kel, Alex, Anton, and me.

We discovered that the Russians in our group have had little experience with throwing a football, so we taught them. It was like 40 degrees outside, but so what. We're men. We can take it. Of course Alex ran to his car to get gloves and earmuffs. Wuss, hehe ;) Aren't you from Russia? Shouldn't you be used to the cold?


Damn, that was fun. That was just what the doctor ordered.
Where else can you work in corporate America and not only knock off to go play football in the street, but leave work to go out and actually buy the football? I love this job, man!

Labels: Fun, Games, Sports, Work