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 Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Where You At? What You Is?!?!

I know this has been out for a long while, but I just felt that I had to comment on it. Have you seen that new Boost Mobile commercial?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PLvuwKRBj4" target="youtube"><img src="http://www.waldoland.com/images/blogimages/boostmobile2.jpg" alt="Boost Mobile Commerical with Jemaine Dupri, Young Jeezy, and Mickey Avalon on YouTube" style="border: 2px solid #666666;" /></a>

I'm not mad at all about Jermaine Dupri or Young Jeezy in the song. They're alright. Not nearly as hot a track as the first one with Kanye West, Ludacris, and The Game, though. I actually downloaded that and played it constantly. I memorized the lyrics. I even learned how to play it on the bass. The track was hot. This one's kinda weak and commercial, but ... it's a commercial.

Boost Mobile Commerical with Kanye West, Ludacris, and The Game

Anyway ... What the hell is that skinny transgendered-looking white dude(?) that thinks he can rap at the end of the commercial? It's no wonder this thing only got 2 lines. Whatever the hell it is, it spits out two lines of the weakest, second grade shit I've ever heard. Who the fuck are you and why did you think that was appealing? Who's dick did you suck at Boost Mobile to get in this commercial? I mean seriously.

I'm that dude that got whatchya need.
Eyes on the prize. Pickin' Up speed
I'm not sure, but I think dude(?)'s got a perm, makeup, hip-hugger jeans, platforms, and has midriff showing. He couldn't be more feminine if he were actually a woman. Who actually thought that this would sell phones? It's another in a long line of stupid-ass advertising ploys that they believe that America will swallow like tripe. And sure enough, we do.



Come to find out that's Mickey Avalon. Dude, your shit is weak. What the fuck? I'm that dude that got whatchya need? I'm glad I don't need flow. Maybe I need hormone therapy.

You know, I had ONE track from this dude, Jane Fonda. I downloaded it because I thought it was pleasant and the little club rat kids seem to like it. But after seeing and hearing this dude(?), I assure you there will not be more.

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 Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Two Jawns, One Ugghhhh!

Yo, you know the clip. It's been passed around the internet like an elephant leg at a Reggae festival.

Two girls, one cup.

I personally don't ever want to see it. That shit's just revolting.
But ?uestLove from The Roots has seen it. So has the rest of The Roots crew. ?uest videotaped their initial viewing of it and threw it up on his MySpace page.

Yo for real, that's the funniest shit I've seen in like a minute.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4H9BzJAyY4" target="youtube"><img src="http://www.waldoland.com/images/blogimages/TwoJawnsOneUgh.jpg" style="border: solid 1px #808080;" alt="The Roots watching &quot;Two Girls, One Cup&quot;" /></a>

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 Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Walk It Out!

Yo, this clip is too funny! My uncle sent it to me. Check it out.

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