I get home and flip on my laptop. I look up and there's an alert from Apple. I have new downloads available. I open the dialog and, voila. Safari version 3.1 (525.13) is ready for download!

Apple finally released a version of Safari for Windows that doesn't crash INSTANTLY!

Yay.

Thank God. It's been months since Apple released a version that didn't crash within 3seconds of starting up. I haven't been able to do successful Safari development or testing in months. That's really great when you're about to release a large scale production website. Uh, we hope it works.

Everybody and their momma would tell Apple about it. Apple would keep releasing Safari like it worked. We'd all fire up Safari and guess what? Same thing.

Apple: "It works now."
    Users: "Uh, no it doesn't."
Apple: "OK, it works now."
    Users: "Uh, no it doesn't."
Apple: "How about now?"
    Users: "Nope. Nothin'. Still broke."
Apple: "Now?"
    Users: "Nada."
Apple: "I said it works. Now leave me alone!"
    Users: "Hello? Is anyone there?"

Labels: Technology, Web Development, Website, Work

Y'all aint even heard from my ass in the 08.

I been busy as a sumummabitch through the New Year. Working on the new release of YellowBook.com, but I promise I've got posts in the queue, ready to back date.

So stay tuned, campers. There's a whole bunch coming.

Labels: Blogging, Life, Website, Work

I was checking Google Analytics and Google Webmaster Tools on Friday and I was presented with a slightly disturbing fact.

The most searched term in Google that produces a top-ranking hit on my site is:

"He-bitch man sex"

Trailing just behind are

• '09 Camaro
• Transformers Soundtrack and
• Harumi Nemoto

Who knew I was so popular among the he-bitch man sex crowd?

Actually I should stop typing that before Google thinks I'm an authority. It's like "My Tivo thinks I'm gay!"

Labels: Technology, Website